Oh my lord, I recently created a Yelp account for the place I'm managing and holy lord have mercy on ALL Y'ALL SOULS. They just call and call and call. They NEVER stop. I can't believe it.
I'm like, "Don't you understand I run a
roadside assistance business? I can't be answering your stupid phone calls all the damn time, give up already!"

"Look, if you're going to break down on me I'll call a
tow truck right now and save time." - Heartless Bob
